Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Aww take me back to the start

                                          -The Scientist by Coldplay

You will be greatly missed.

More on Abhishek Bachchan watch-ma-ning around his newly acquired prized possession, his wife, Mrs. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.

Well I am of the opinion that there is no such thing as a “bad horror film” simply because no matter how cheesy the film’s story-line is, it still manages to give you the “kicks” – be it the entire 90 minutes or every now and then or at times, just for those few spilt seconds.

Frankly speaking, I went for The Grudge 2 without much expectation since the first installment of this series had failed to make an impression on me. However to my surprise (or horror), I found The Grudge 2 to be far more entertaining than its predecessor. Obviously you cannot compare it to the likes of The Ring and countless other Japanese horror remakes but it is also not that lame as stated by most Movie Critics.

Click here to continue reading ‘Review The Grudge Two: Cheap Thrills Will Entertain’

Finally, finally the day has arrived – Paris Hilton surrendered herself to prison authorities to begin serving a 23-day jail sentence for violating her driving probation.

But have to admit, the woman has some style. Screw the paparazzi and the media frenzy, Ms. Hilton seems to be as cool as a cucumber, she first attended the MTV Music Awards and then went to her parents’ house where she was picked up by her lawyer who then took her to Men’s Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles.

Normally a person practically suffers from Diarrhea just by the thought of going to prison, but Paris darling couldn’t let go of her fetish for the “red carpet”.

To the world she now proclaims to be a different woman; bible reading, soul searching, responsible behavior, etc, etc. Not for anyone else’s but for her own sake, let’s hope she really means it.

Anyway, here’s wishing her all the luck.

No, the title of this post does not reflect my innermost desires; firstly the man is way too old for me (yaar I am still stuck at sweet sixteen, so what if it’s at heart), secondly as Mr. Richard Gere said it himself on last night’s Koffee With Karan, “Sex plus women, equals only my wife”.

So you must be wondering, who the heck is the title hinted at?

Well, here is my answer in Mr. Gere’s style: Sex + Man = Caren Karan Johar.

When Kjo darling gushed to his guest, “My mother goes weak in her knees every time she sees you on television”, and I couldn’t help but wonder – Is he really talking about his mum’s knees or his own!

Dressed in pretty pink shirt and light beige blazer, head tilted 45 Degrees to the right, girly giggles, those undertone teasing smirks, couches moved much closer, rosy cheeks especially when the Man of the Hour called him “Chweet”, boss even I could feel the butterflies nibbling in Karan’s stomach.

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Now if you think Rakhi Sawant did an awesome jig with the role of Super Girl for her music album, think again because here we have apna Bhojpuri badshah Ravi Kissen going where no desi-star has dared before. Believe me, even the eccentric souls would think twice before taking on someone as mighty as Spiderman. But for Ravi, it’s as easy as lagaooing thumkaas with his lady love Rambha aka. Mary Jane and monkey jumping (literally).

So impressed was Mr. Kissen with Spiderman 3’s storyline while dubbing for the lead protagonist’s voice in the Bhojpuri version (which apparently is doing quite well in Bihar box-office) that the man has decided to produce and star himself in a Bhojpuri film on the same lines.

And obviously, this film will have certain desi-twists too.

“I am making a Spiderman in Bhojpuri with CG and best technicians and good cameraman. It is called Bajrangi, the Bhojpuri Spiderman,” said Kissen.

No Kryptons and no spider web powers, as the name suggests, the Bhojpuri superhero’s source of power will be Hindu God Hanuman.

“He had polio in his leg. He’s the same guy who used to be beaten by villagers and neighbours and heroines didn’t love him. One fine day he wants to commit suicide and goes to Hanumanji’s temple in the night. And then he gets into him, he gets the power and becomes Bajrangi,”

Don’t know about you guys but I am sure to watch this ground-breaking film, even if it means traveling all the way to Bajrangi land.

I would like to end with an exceptional dialogue from desi-Spiderman which even Toby Maguire would have a hard time grasping.

Hum makad manav hayi. Ud kar aayab aur tohar tetuwa dabaa deb.

On second thoughts, Kkrish and his daddy better watch out, tough competition is soon going to be up their butts.