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An early morning conversation with a long distance friend:

Me – So I met this person at the party I went last night to. Exchanged numbers and got a sms at 4 am, saying “You looked beautiful last night”.

Friend – Awwww…so sweet.

Me – Argghhh! Na….it’s such a turn off.

Friend – Whot! Being called beautiful.

Me – Hell ya! Call me anything but that.

Friend – I thought you were finicky only about smells.

Me – Well I am about that and this. It’s simple; call me sexy and smell delicious and you will have me searching for a bed.

Friend – You sound so loose!

Me – Nope me just honest….

Seriously though I find the word “beautiful” nothing but a turn off. I mean throw something like sexy, hot, gorgeous and you will have me roll around like an obedient puppy dog. Plus it has kind-da Sati Savitrish ring to it, don’t you think? Or I guess nearing 30 has something do with it, for fuck sake I will even accept cute but the B word is a definite No No.

On the topic of Turn On and Offs, here’s my list since I have nothing better to do. But then again this is my property and free publicity does no harm, right o?

So here we go… (In random order)

Smell – Very important. Get this right and 50% job is done.

Butt – Not too round (J Lo kind) not too small (SRK kind)….in between is just perfect.

(Gee…I such a doggy dog person, look at points 1 & 2)

Good listener – Not that I always have something important to say…it’s just that I talk a lot. And I am not exaggerating when I say, A LOT.

Ah those sexy moves – Match up my stamina on the dance floor and you have me impressed. (Expertise in Lap Dance earns you an extra brownie point)

Must love 80s Pop – Yup, I am still crazy about Madonna, Pet Shop Boys, George Micheal, and but of course the King of Pop Music aka Michael Jackson.

Movie Buff – I am not very picky in this category. Any genre of movie works for me. But yes, Bollywood crazy fetches an extra brownie. And if horror crazy, dude consider it a done deal.

Okay….guess this is enough. Can’t really place all my cards on the table, now can I? For the rest you gotto work it baby.

And at the expense of sounding a bit raunchy, here’s an apt video for the moment.