Bollywood, Rumors And Such

Blame it all on the bloody polluted Mumbai weather. Down with a nasty cold and a headache that refuses to go away (it’s been over 48 hours now).

• Will Karan Johar ever come out of the closet?

A discussion took place between us few women. While some said yes, all in good time. I on the other hand firmly believe that it is something he will take with him to the grave. And there are two reasons;

Bad Business Move: The audience he caters to with his commercial, larger than life, family is God kind of films will reject him instantly. Not to forget suspension of brand endorsement deals and political pressure.

Other Unwanted Outings: If he steps out of the closet, Shah Rukh too will be outed involuntary. And with these two, Lord alone knows who all.

• Ekta Kapoor is Gay. She is the closeted Karan Johar of the television industry. Need I say more!
• Yes. Shah Rukh Khan did crack a dirty joke on Mrs. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan at Katrina Kaif’s birthday bash. And as they say the rest is history.
• Two biggest rascals of Bollywood (as in married men sleeping around) – Akshay Kumar and Ajay Devgan. One for his looks and the other for his ding-dong, respectively.
• Preity Zinta is the dope queen.
• Kareena Kapoor did in fact suffer from obsessive Hrthik Roshan hangover after working with him on Subhash Ghai’s Yaadein.
• Which yester-year superstar is tagged as Bollywood’s dirty old man? Tell Tell.

(* Disclaimer: The above are just hear-say talks. Cause people love to talk. Therefore should not be taken literally unless stated otherwise. And no I don’t intend on turning this blog into TOI Jr.)