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What the Fuck of the Day – Dostana & Mrs. Aishwarya Rai

On why Bollywood’s most famous daughter-in-law refused the lead role in the so-called Gay tolerant commercial flick titled Dostana.

It was supposed to be our first [romantic] film after our wedding, in which I would have ended up with another hero [Bobby Deol]. I felt it would not give [the right] message. [Link]

Now please explain to my Monday morning daft brain, what message is Mrs. Bachchan Jr. talking about? Honestly I just don’t get such flimsy reasoning. That too coming from an ex-Ms. World who had apparently impressed the contest judges with her witty replies and forefront attitude.

I mean for fuck sake you are a professional ACTOR it’s your job to enact different roles, so what’s the big deal if you end up with another man, it’s a freaking movie. Unless you really think us, the Indian audiences are really that twisted in the head to question your marriage and loyalty towards the Bachchan household over a character you play on the big screen.

If the above is true than let me please take this opportunity to straighten things out.

We (and I speak for masses) are fully aware of your commitment towards your marriage, your husband and your celebrity in-laws. I mean how we can even dare to doubt it – bloody hell you guys got married in my living room (thanks to the star obsessive Indian media) and who can forget those numerous khandani trips to Tirupati and other Godly places. And what about your marriage to Mr. Tree (or was it a stone). An attempt to pacify the manglik stars for your Abby Baby’s long life.

So yeah, we know you are an aagyakari pativrata Bharati nari. Now how about proving your worth when it comes to your profession. And nope, simply maintaining a size zero figure doesn’t count.

[Bizarre rumour of the week: The Bachchan Jr. marriage is a sham. Abhishek is in fact Gay. Aishwarya and Amitabh are an item. And Jaya aunty is courting Amar Singh. One happy happy family.]

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Broom
Nov 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am | #

Ok, I can see AB Jr being gay. But the Ash + AB Sr. & Jaya + Amar Singh (Ewww) relationship is too twisted, even for that fake family.

M
Nov 24th, 2008 at 7:51 am | #

LIAR! She probably just has a thing against sodomy… or whatever it is that lesbians (Ha Ha!) do. What DO they do? *note to self – lesbian porn on to-do list*

neha
Nov 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am | #

Oh yeah. Her husband cavorting with another woman, while pretending to sex it up with another man is totally the right message.

That and AB’s scarves. They’re the real right message.

Motorbeam.com
Nov 24th, 2008 at 4:48 pm | #

Maybe she knew she could not pull off that role.

the mad momma
Nov 24th, 2008 at 6:25 pm | #

Good Lord. Just when I convince myself that I am prejudiced and should give her another chance.. I read something like this.

asuph
Nov 25th, 2008 at 2:19 am | #

rotfl! i’m quite a fond of this family actually. they’re all entertainment.

Amey
Nov 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm | #

All that when before marriage she acted as a sister to her father-in-law, danced in a song with her husband and FIL (where she showed marked interest towards the latter) and then acted “opposite” her husband.

Then again, given the career “graph” of married actresses in Bollywood, I am not so surprised.

Kanupriya
Nov 26th, 2008 at 5:46 am | #

LOL…Another hilarious one. And BTW I think its good Mrs. Bachchan didn’t act in Dostana…I think she would not have been half as good as Priyanka. Good for the movie and good for Jr. B!

Saakshi O. Juneja
Nov 26th, 2008 at 7:36 am | #

Yup…we don’t love them but we do find them entertaining. ;)

N
Nov 26th, 2008 at 11:29 am | #

what makes u think is a bizarre rumour? i that its true…at least the Big B + ash bit. not sure about the jaya angle.

Paradox Philic
Dec 27th, 2008 at 12:28 am | #

Had a good laugh reading this one…

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