Everything Clichéd

Part insanity and part boredom with a dash of (definite) entertainment, my dahlings I present to you my list of Clichéd quotes, beliefs and thoughts.

1. The color white & desi-bhootnis

So yesterday I was driving back with a couple of friends thru the dingy roads of Arey Milk Colony, when one friend started with how she & her friend (thought) saw a lady ghost one night while bike-riding via the very same route. And that’s when it struck me, even kinda annoyed – why the bloody hell all desi-bhootnis are observed wearing white color sari with gravity-defying hairdos? I mean really, don’t they want to stand out, at least in the afterworld. Or are they waiting for a Yash Raj film Holi/Rain dance moment.

Anyhoo, I have made up my mind, when I come back as a ghost (yes buddy, you can count on that) I will ONLY follow ex-Hero Number No. 1 aka. Govinda’s dressing code. Period.

2. It’s the thought that counts. (Ya rite)

Okay, now I may appear as slightly shallow here but really the above quote I think is nothing but a line of crap invented by those who are in all probability stingy buggers.

The deal is, if it’s birthday….especially if it’s my birthday I want more than your thoughts. I want to see your thought (hopefully a pleasant one) in action. I want a freaking gift.

3. Tip-Top 24/7

Mostly All Ekta Kapoor heroines (except Baa from Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabh Bahu Thi) are decked up in every bloody frame. For example – They almost always wake up with their hair and makeup just right, as if they have just been to the salon. How come, well it totally beats me?

4. Women in Horror films.

The equation here is fairly simple and it goes something like this,

Blonde Chicks + Horror Film = Must Die Bitch. (Applicable mostly in American flicks).

5. Cats are for Women & Dogs are for Men.

Utter bullshit. I am not fond of cats and I can never get enough of poochy-lovin.

6. Historical Monuments and Bedroom Windows.

Again this is TV/Movie related but have you ever noticed how popular landmarks are so precisely visible from the hero/heroine’s bedroom. Examples,

The Statue of Liberty can be seen from any window of any building in New York. And the same goes for Eiffel Tower in Paris and Opera House in Sydney.

And last and absolutely the last,

7. Walk-Talk like a Man

Just because a woman is all tom-boyish this doesn’t make her a lesbian and vice-versa. I mean seriously, grow up people.

[Ps – just to set the record straight, regular posting shall resume from tomorrow.]