The Bulging Issue, Featuring John Abraham & Shah Rukh Khan

Bollywood ki kasam, these were the very thoughts that crossed my mind when I saw the above picture in one of the Hindi Film Industry related news article on Rediff. And guess what? Today Mumbai’s popular timepass tabloid comes up with a piece, questioning John Abraham’s below the belt (inappropriate) bulge (re-check the circled portion) while posing next to King Khan.

I guess these days it’s become a regular habit to question every aspect of a celebrity’s life, especially their physical outputs – If a popular actress flaunts her cleavage, instead of admiring her beauty; we tend to question whether are boobs are for real or just some Silicone ka karishma.

Anyway, getting back to screwing talking about Johnny boy, Mid-Day writes,

While the bulge in Shah Rukh’s pants is a can of Pepsi, we’re still trying to figure out what John’s is all about!

Bhai! According to me the only person who can answer this riddle is apna pyaara and Shah Rukh ka dulara, Karan Johar. Could this also be reason why Bipasha darling is avoiding John and hanging more with her (out of the blue) dear friend, Saif Ali Khan?

These film industry people, I tell you!

(Being nasty, my bad….but I really don’t like John Abraham)