Top Five Short Jokes

5. Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

4. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.

3. What are a woman’s four favorite animals?

A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.

2. When does a woman care for a man’s company?

When he owns it.


and the classic one of the lot is…..


1. Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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Debbie
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:20 am | #

WTF !! This is too good.

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Shaan Khan
May 24th, 2007 at 2:39 am | #

Why do women drive BMW ? Because they can spell it.

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Saakshi O. Juneja
May 24th, 2007 at 6:16 am | #

Debbie : Glad you like them. I did so too. :)

Shaan : Good one boss.

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SHANTANU
May 25th, 2007 at 6:50 am | #

Good ones! Here are two more for your collection:

>>How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

>> What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

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shadows
May 25th, 2007 at 7:50 am | #
  1. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.

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So, Karan johar. Is he caring, good looking and sensitive? hehe..

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Saakshi O. Juneja
May 25th, 2007 at 8:13 am | #

Shadows : Only SRK will have the answer to your question. ;)

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someone
Apr 4th, 2008 at 3:56 am | #

Do you know what is wrong with men’s brain?
On the right side, there is nothing right- and on the left side, there is nothing left!

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