Now if you think Rakhi Sawant did an awesome jig with the role of Super Girl for her music album, think again because here we have apna Bhojpuri badshah Ravi Kissen going where no desi-star has dared before. Believe me, even the eccentric souls would think twice before taking on someone as mighty as Spiderman. But for Ravi, it’s as easy as lagaooing thumkaas with his lady love Rambha aka. Mary Jane and monkey jumping (literally).
So impressed was Mr. Kissen with Spiderman 3’s storyline while dubbing for the lead protagonist’s voice in the Bhojpuri version (which apparently is doing quite well in Bihar box-office) that the man has decided to produce and star himself in a Bhojpuri film on the same lines.
And obviously, this film will have certain desi-twists too.
“I am making a Spiderman in Bhojpuri with CG and best technicians and good cameraman. It is called Bajrangi, the Bhojpuri Spiderman,†said Kissen.
No Kryptons and no spider web powers, as the name suggests, the Bhojpuri superhero’s source of power will be Hindu God Hanuman.
“He had polio in his leg. He’s the same guy who used to be beaten by villagers and neighbours and heroines didn’t love him. One fine day he wants to commit suicide and goes to Hanumanji’s temple in the night. And then he gets into him, he gets the power and becomes Bajrangi,â€
Don’t know about you guys but I am sure to watch this ground-breaking film, even if it means traveling all the way to Bajrangi land.
I would like to end with an exceptional dialogue from desi-Spiderman which even Toby Maguire would have a hard time grasping.
Hum makad manav hayi. Ud kar aayab aur tohar tetuwa dabaa deb.
On second thoughts, Kkrish and his daddy better watch out, tough competition is soon going to be up their butts.
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IdeaSmith
May 10th, 2007 at 7:16 am | #
Hohoho……you’re too good Saxy dahling! Don’t forget we have a date to catch this show!
Amrita
May 10th, 2007 at 9:34 am | #
LMAO!!! Makad Manav – He should just go for Makad and leave the manav alone.
Mehak
May 10th, 2007 at 10:43 am | #
he he…read this in TOI today…will this Makad Manav chant…Zindagi Jhand Va….
Saakshi O. Juneja
May 10th, 2007 at 10:51 am | #
Ideasmith : Have I ever let you down, Tell Tell!!
Amrita : If only.
Mehak : That’s gonna be the philum’s tag line.
Twilight Fairy
May 10th, 2007 at 4:47 pm | #
goodness.. LMAO over tetuwa!
and he’s making it with CG as in Carol gracias kya??? goodness gracias!! that would be a disaster!!
Sonia
May 10th, 2007 at 5:14 pm | #
Hammo Bihar se hain, Tum logan kaa swaagat hai
prasoon
May 10th, 2007 at 6:30 pm | #
Awesome piece of info
Indian Spidey – would he help topple box-office charts too?
Any guess/nominations for the heroine against him? Hmmmm – me already scannin !
Loved the way you put it all.
Full2njoy
May 11th, 2007 at 5:57 am | #
The heroine has been finalised. It will be Nagma and Rambha. A triangular love story for our “Makad Manav”.
The villain can be Gulshan Grover considering the kind of getups he comes in various hindi movies. Am sure there need not be much effort in the thinking department. He can play “Chappan Tikli – the villain”.
At the end the movie will win the BHASKAR awards.
Harsh
May 18th, 2007 at 2:21 am | #
Oh man, a remake?! Some of those Hindi-dubbed movies are a riot, so I can’t imagine what a Bhojpuri remake would be like.
You remember that scene from Casino Royale where Bond is tied to a chair and the villain is hitting his balls repeatedly? The original dialogue was quite ok. Bond is trying to be smart and tells the villain, “To the right..a bit more.” Then he laughs – “Now the world will remember that you died scratching my balls.”
Well, now look at the Hindi dubbing. Bond tells the villain “Thoda idhar…zaraa sa.” And then, “Ab duniya yaad rakhegi ki tum meri khujaate hue mar gaye.”
Sridhar
May 21st, 2007 at 5:56 am | #
Heck!!!
Now, this is called Localized version of Spider man.
Wonder, who will go n see such crap???
Anyways nice blog keep posting!!!
I will blogroll you, you can also do the same
Cheerz
Shri