Okay people, I have taken the initiative to kick-start Mumbai Bloggers Group on the ever-so popular platform, Orkut.

As it is often said, “the more the merrier”, we would like to include bloggers from Pune and Goa as well. So if you folks consider yourself swanky enough than hop over to Orkut and do the do.

In fellow blogger’s words….

It is a serious meeting place where serious people meet to exchange ground shaking ideas leading to a wonderful cross pollination of minds. With some alcohol and some lap dancing involved.

We the normal junta-bunta are quite aware of how desperate and low the Indian News channels would stoop to, to get their hands on any information regarding any celebrity. And if that celebrity happens to belong from Bollywood, then for them nothing could be merrier.  

When it comes to print media, the same crap is followed by the Toilet Times aka. Times of India. Plagiarism, bucket loads of bullshit, paid PR write-ups – basically these guys will sell anything under the sun, all under the disguise of “news”.

But the medium that beats the above two by leaps and bounds, is the virtual land – even more precisely, Rediff News. One really wonders what is going on in the heads of those in-charge when they put up things such as this, to promote themselves.

I mean what are they trying to do – turn regular people into paparazzi??

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

1. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

And the best of the lot is….

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.