3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
1. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
And the best of the lot is….
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.







Comments
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Gavin
Apr 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm | #
Thanks for the tips. Lol!!
Bob Johnson
Apr 2nd, 2007 at 6:02 pm | #
If you are going to scrape my site using a feed aggregator, at least attribute it, you thieving bastard.
Saakshi O. Juneja
Apr 2nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm | #
Bob : Ouch!!! now that hurts. Dude firstly I didn’t pick anything from your blog or site. So kindly tone down your language. Secondly received it as an email-fwd (and I have placed it in that category), I hope you know what that means.
Won’t give you the credit cause I didn’t get off ya…plus you are too rude. So sue me!!