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Why do men name their penises?

Because they want to be on a first name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

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Mario
Jan 23rd, 2007 at 11:50 am | #

Men name their penises, that’s a first.

Arpit
Jan 23rd, 2007 at 2:24 pm | #

Thats shitty….

Harsh
Jan 23rd, 2007 at 3:49 pm | #

Yea Sakx, that’s really low by your standards. Besides, I haven’t heard of anyone who has NAMED his organ. I mean, even a nut (pardon the pun) would think twice before saying “H’lo Dick, how ya doin’ today?” in the shower every morning.
Of course, the reverse is possibly true and maybe some men name themselves AFTER their manhood. For example, I know a person here whose actual name is Long Dong (I swear am not kidding). I have no way of finding out, but maybe HE has a penis called Li Feng or something.
But otherwise, I can assure you there are no second Rajiv/Suresh/Abhijeet hidden inside any trousers.

shadows
Jan 23rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm | #

Well, the most common name is Cock.

Harsh,
Long Dong was/is a pornstar.

Harsh
Jan 24th, 2007 at 3:41 am | #

Shadows, the Long Dong you are talking about was Long Dong Silver who adopted this name for professional reasons. The one I know is a nerdy scientist from China who is about to get a PhD in solid state physics. I doubt they are the same person.

Yogustus
Jan 24th, 2007 at 4:15 am | #

reading the earlier comments…i think u pricked a couple of male egos here :) i admit everytime i’ve been in a relationship…i’ve always “needed” to name mine…unfortunately “pappu” turned out to be my last girlfriends sister’s pet name! so had to change it…i am sticking to “junior” so far. and yes…the bugger does make really good decisions!!!

the weather here sucks man…its been only 2 days and i am already depressed (:

Saakshi O. Juneja
Jan 24th, 2007 at 5:25 am | #

Mario – Really? You didn’t know.

Arpit – Ya, some facts can be shitty.

Harsh – What re? I thought this to be really funny. Plus I expect the readers of my blog to be open-minded and mature to a certain extent. :)

Shadows – Thanks you. As always you are very informative. ;)

Yogustus – Finally someone agrees. This reminds of my close friend in Sydney who had named his “Spiderman”, then there was one who would call his “Cobra” and then another guy who called his “Long Black”. ;)

And as for depression…I am sure you will get over it.

Anshul
Jan 24th, 2007 at 6:47 am | #

Hi Sakshi,

Nope. Not true. Majority of men don’t name their penises.

I saw this kind of a situation on a Friends episode where Chandler asks Joey how did he promote junior to major and Joey replies – well after Barbara Walters I had to promote him. Hilarious!

BTW give some soulfood for men too – DO women name their vaginas as in Pinky, sweety(sic)? Don’t blame me. You started it!

Twilight Fairy
Jan 24th, 2007 at 7:04 am | #

So true! All the guys I have been comfortable enough to crack naughty jokes with – *always* used names! typically they would be of the format “chhota ” where the name wd be actual name of the guy.

and why are the guys commenting here taking this so seriously! it’s supposed to be a jokes for heavens! Of course, yogu toh kabhee serious hota nahi :) .

And girl, you clicked some pics at GV – can you send them to me? Mail id is already here in the comments.

Ash
Jan 24th, 2007 at 7:30 am | #

Almost 27 years have passed by me and i have not named it. Thanks for the info. How about the name “LSD” (solufood for women I have been with)? ;-)

shadows
Jan 24th, 2007 at 8:00 am | #

Spiderman! Cobra!! (Kya log hai, cobra 6 foot ka hota hai, 6 inch nahi)

I would rather leave it nameless :) . So much better.

Harsh,
Yeah, :)

Ranjan
Jan 24th, 2007 at 8:24 am | #

Mine is Serius Black. Kept in prison, even though he’s honest and Potter’s godfather!

Harsh
Jan 24th, 2007 at 9:44 am | #

Haha..Sakx. No worries. I’m not taking it seriously, though didn’t find it hilarious either. And reading other comments, I get the feeling I am a bit ignorant in this regard. (“chhota..”..? never heard of it. Really.) Open-minded and mature…I leave it for you to decide. This ain’t the first time I am commenting here, after all. :D

Saakshi O. Juneja
Jan 25th, 2007 at 5:11 am | #

Harsh – You didn’t find it funny??? Dude I get a feeling you are working too hard on worng issues. ;) Anyways I am sure you will get over this….and so will I over your reaction. :)

Ranjan
Jan 25th, 2007 at 9:08 am | #

My wife calls mine “Mogambo”. “Mogambo Khush hua”……..

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