Bigg Boss: Alls Lost without Rakhi Sawant

Okay! Let me just get this one thing straight, a post on Bigg Boss is done only because of public demand. Surely by now most of you blog-readers must be well-acquainted with the fact that I was intently watching Bigg Boss, the reality show till the time my favorite house-mate was in the house. Yes, I am talking about Rakhi Sawant - a complete drama queen.

Since her eviction, I have not bothered to watch a single episode and tell me frankly, those of you who (still) watch the show - is it really good without the best-test item girl in the country?

Seriously speaking, I was really upset when Rakhi was voted out; it could also be because I was way too confident of her victory. But as it happens in most reality shows, the good players always some-how loose the battle half-way. Rakhi’s removal was not only disappointing but it also pissed-off many of Bigg Boss followers, no kidding but I was actually flooded with phone calls/e-mails from other Rakhi fans. And apparently her eviction has not been good for the channel aswell, their TRP rating has considerably gone down since the item-girl’s absence (as mentioned to me by an inside source).

Now this according to me is not surprising at all, I mean who would want to watch lust-sick puppies Aryan & Anupama, the ever-so boring Deepak Tijori, that loser Amit Saad, tear-jerking Rupali Ganguly, mere-ko Hinidi nahi aata Carol Gracious, mein family-man hoon Mr. Ravi Kissen, grand-daddy Rahul Roy and what’s her face…ya Ragini. Nothing much but all a bunch of non-entertaining, no-drama and highly annoying celebrities - if one would call them celebrities in the first place.

Sometime back I was informed by a fellow-blogger that Aryan Vaid was kicked out and he was all over-come with emotions in front of Arshad Warsi - he misses his true love Anupama Verma. If you ask me, I would say that Aryan was the most annoying character of Bigg Boss. I know I am upsetting many of his fans but tell me seriously, do you really think he is in love with her? I say it’s not his heart but his hormones behaving in the odd fashion.

Anyways getting back to the topic of Rakhi Sawant, there was also this rumor going on that she would be back on the show as a wild-card entry. Now if only this was true, I would have said that “God truly does exist” - but sadly, my limited-happy hopes were crushed when I read this bit of news in today’s Mid-Day.

Rakhi Sawant will not be back in Bigg Boss’s house as the wildcard entry on December 16. Sony has pencilled in rapper-singer Baba Sehgal as the new inmate for the reality show.

Though the channel and Baba are tight-lipped, it is a certainty that the rapper will be under Big Boss’s scanner this Friday.

Really don’t know what to say, maybe the guys behind the show are on dope or simply don’t seem to care much about their performance level - I mean who the heck in their right mind would choose Baba Sehgal over The Rakhi Sawant.

But our Rakhi darling never lets her fans down, be it in the show or out in the real world.

When told about Baba’s entry Rakhi in her trademark style quips, “They should have got Mallika Sherawat instead. There’s already one Baba (Rahul Roy) in the house, why burden the inmates with another? With Mallika in there would be no need for nominations; the contestants would just die of a heart attack looking at her!”

And she is ready to entertain us in whatever way possible….

Rakhi adds that Sony has not contacted her about her return on the show. But if that happens, she wants a dhamakedaar re-entry. “I don’t want a boring entry like Deepak Tijori. I would like to wear the Jadoo costume and walk in like an alien. It would be cool to see people react to it.”

Ahh! Thanks to morons working in Sony channel, the Indian janta is loosing out on such quality and very rare amusement.

To end it all, I frankly don’t give a flying fuck as to who wins the show because for me no-one can beat the lady with the balls of steel (now don’t go thinking dirty).

I shall forever remain with the unforgettable memories of her yelling on top of her lungs, “Mera favarate cup usne kyon use kara…mera favarate cup”.

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