The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He’s a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay
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Anshul
Dec 5th, 2006 at 11:37 am | #
LOL
shyam
Dec 5th, 2006 at 12:18 pm | #
hahahhahahhahhahahah .
Raj
Dec 5th, 2006 at 6:16 pm | #
What a joke! It is not necessary that men would have to do ‘this’ and ‘this’ and ‘this’ to please a particular woman in order to become perfect. And, most women don’t expect their men to do ‘this’ and ‘that’. In a relationship, man can do anything and woman can do anything, it is totally between them, how they like it or are happy with. But this ‘demand for nappy-changing daddy’ is absurd.
Saakshi O. Juneja
Dec 6th, 2006 at 6:48 am | #
Raj : Dude….this is a JOKE. Light up…yaar.
Anshul
Dec 6th, 2006 at 7:01 am | #
Arey hhhheeeeyy Raj…..take it easy yaar! Simran se baat karo!
Vi
Dec 6th, 2006 at 2:13 pm | #
Funny
shikha
Dec 11th, 2006 at 7:54 am | #
ahahhaahahahahha…………..i like dat…