Joke of the Day : Lalu Prasad Yadav as Prime Minister of India

Sorry Sakshi he is three times older than you so most probably you will live longer than him . Plus we know though we hate to admit it that he is just a whiff away from power so all those nightmares might just happen in front of your eyes.

Give him some credit. May be he could turn around India like he did with the railways.

Why do you consider this humor and joke. I completely disagree. The guy had a nice turnaround with Railway. Also a few facts,

- He doesnt need a lady behind him to Run an office.
- He is immensly popular. He can win and has won elections on his own. Not like someone who just stood once and lost from south Delhi.
- He doesnt need a doctorate to run the country.

anyway nowadays its not about who runs the show. Its all about providing entertainment while running it

“P.T classes in school to be replaced with Milking Cow Training sessions”.
lol..

Yeah,, and brace yourself for another rounds of sickening secularism and caste politics once he comes to power… Better he stick to railways, he is actually doing a good job out of it – kicking out corrupt officials and lazy ticket-window clerks.

Running the railways is different, and running the nation is something else… How embarassing to have someone like Lalu to receive Bush on his India visit.. The people will be confused – who is the dumber one?

Prime Minister Lallu……..sounds great…LOL

He is the great minister with double degree and running the railways in the better and best way by looking after the group D and group C staff. Hats off to him.

Well the post seems from someone who is sick & is cut off with reality. Its the talk of a person who lives in a state of dreaming world.

What is good of industrywala or any educated people, definately its not education but it is more with his/her economic clout ala purchasing power. SImilarly the suited booted CEO’s too are nothing but a begger in polished package who goes to government for all tax shops, oppurtunity etc.

The buissness, corporate houses, courts, media etc are nothing but the government property (not in literal sense in dictotarila terms) its nothing but the extension of government.

Now management is not what IIM’s churn out, Politicians are in real sense a management guru who has convincing & networking capability to take all be it a person living in jhupadpati or someone living in mansion- this is what management is all about. How manny we see management student able to start thier buisness just by getting it financed from the market (please no bank assistance). Everyone wants to tread a selective, protected, result oriented & gauranteed path- no wrong but how come someone (here politician) when they start thier career without such luck or any gaurantee of winning the odds are always on negative that too from person who happens to born in a village of bihar.

Bihar is not what Lallu has made? Only those brahmans, bhumihars and bania’s of bihar are bad mouthing him…. its sorry state that a mere microscopic minority who have looted & do not let the oppurtunity, scoial upliftment, economic devlopment to reach the vast 90 percent of the population blog and make so much of noice…… but are hell bent on asking for all quota’s and reservation in name of Indian plank example : self proclaimed meritocracy class of indian corporate house…. they ask for money from government, platforms in terms of tax exemption, free soaps of land, laws etc in name of India. But these idiots forget indian vast population who lives in abject poverty.

How come indian the begging country goes to world and ask for money but back at home this money is utilized only for the rich buissness houses and not letting same percolate to the downtrodden section.

What a sham intelligent, moral and ethical views by so called educated classes.

Yes india needs Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav as Prime Minister.

and not some one who are the pop ups of corrupt corporate illegitimate wealth, nor someone who happens to be the puppet of Sonia’s, nor someone who are mukhota’s of fascist, fundamentalist, traitors ( comouflaged in nationalism- by shouting at thier top voice that they are nationalist) RSS, BJP, VHP, Bajrang Dal, Ram Sena, Shiv Sena, MNS, Akali Dal etc.

During Lalu government in BIhar:
1. Bihar is the only largest state were farmers did not went to sucide.
2. Its is the only state which provides raw minerals to all state free of cost and in turn do not get anything.
3. Its the second agricultural producer. (though its first but the brahmans, bhumihar beauracracy & politician do not want as they want thier illegal grip on the land by keeping bihar underdevloped).
4. Bihar is the largest producer of spices.
5. Bihar tax collection system for housing & individual has been not only lauded but are not been copied by other states, asian countries and even europe.
6. Bihar is the only state which has not seen any communal riots when even rest of india went for it.
7. The criminals which we always talk of is always from the brahmans, bhumhar and lalla caste.
8. Bameshwar singh the top commander of the murderer of women, pregnant women, children of illfamed Ranvir Sena was caught and jailed. though now with JDU he got scot free.

etc

BIHAR WAS AND IS IN MESS IS NOT THE CREATION OF LALU BUT BIHARI’S THEMSELVES. THE SO CALLED UPPER CASTE DO NOT WANT THAT THE STATE SHOULD DEVLOPE AS THEN THE SOULS BORN IN LOWER CASTE WOULD RISE & DEVLOPE. BUT ARE THE SHAMELESS THEMSELVES WHO GOES INTO SHUDRA ALIAS LOWER CASTE DEVLOPE STATE OF TAMILNADU, KARNATAK, AP, MAHARASHTRA, GUJARAT ETC AND WOULD WORK FOR THE LOWER CASTE BUISSNES MEN & WOMEN OF THESE STATES.

THIS IS WHAT IS PATHETIC OF BIHARINESS.