Most of us have grown up hearing, reading and at times watching on celluloid screens - stories on eternal undying love. Even though some of them ended up in tragedy but they still gave us hope that “true” love does exist.

A typical setting where two individuals belonging from different sections of the society be it in terms of wealth, stature or religion, are brought together by faith and fall in-love as easily. But as destiny would have it, they were not meant to be and our separated by force and in worst situations by death.

But gone are the days of Soni-Mahiwal and Heer-Ranjha, today we are living in the 21st century and as some would call it the ‘Kalyug’ era.

Nitish Katara a young man of 24, fell inlove with his college friend Bharti Yadav - a young, charming lady belonging to politically influential family. Against family’s wishes, both of them continued their intimate relationship.

And one night during a common friend’s wedding, Nitish disappeared only to be found life-less after couple days. Vishal and Vikas Yadav, Bharti’s brothers were accused of abducting and murdering Nitish Katara. Their motive - to end Bharti’s love tangles with Nitish.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

Usually I never blog so late (11.15 pm) at night, I might surf and put in some anonymous comments but never blog.

Then again there are exceptions, just like tonight – My reason, my new-favorite show Bigg Boss. However tonight’s episode was a major turn-off. Firstly the contestant I am rooting for was hardly given any screen time instead we (the poor viewers) were subjected to the more-depressing, sadyal, kadwa karela couple; Anupama Verma and Aryan Vaid.

Frankly speaking these two are really getting on my nerves with their bachkana behaviour and “I need to get laid” impression. And with today’s display they have given me a temporary television rash.

On one end the woman in question, in the confession box bitches to Bigg Boss about her fellow contestant Rupali (and her cranky behaviour), explaining how everyone should behave like adults and that all present are no more teeny-bobbers.

But talking sense and actually working on it is a total different ball game – And sadly, Ms. Verma and her sexually frustrated love-sick dude totally suck at it.

Sample this –

Anupama chipkoing to Aryan (he is busy massaging her feet), extends her hand to his hand….

“You are very shweet. You are my best-tis friend”

Aryan (all dreamy eyed) – “Really! How shweet. You are my best-tis friend too”.

Then the next 15 minutes are wasted showing these two dumb-witted individuals hugging, cuddling, going and then coming back again.

To say this:

Anupama – “Goo night”. (What the Fuck!!)

Aryan – “Goo night and sweet dream babes”….(desperately needs an eye test, who is he calling ‘babes’?)

On the other hand, I think it’s time that Mr. Vaid changed his mentality and started to think more from his head rather than below his belt. I mean, the guy is just so bad at making an impression (even my 5 year old nephew does a better job) that maybe if he stops trying so hard that he might actually have someone interested in him.

Can’t say much because I don’t know for sure whether this show is rigged, scripted…whatever!! But all I know is that reality or no reality, these two are the worst actors in real and reel life I have ever come across.

I mean I can even bear up with the dude’s from Ramgarh Ke Sholay but not this couple.