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Flashing Penis @ 37 Thousand Feet

In the past few years I am sure many you out there must have heard about mind-boggling incidents that take place between up-there and down-here, I mean during National or International flights.

The most astonishing ones (in my opinion) are the ones that involve some sort of sexual escapades, for example a man grabbing his fellow female passenger’s breast while she was asleep or a couple caught making out in flight toilet. But frankly speaking I always thought these stories were never entirely true and were in most cases beefed up by the media. I mean who in their decent frame of mind would think of fondling his/her own or someone else’s private body parts in front of 70-80 strangers. However an incident couple of days back during my flight from London shockingly made me realize that Yes! Perverts don’t stop anywhere.

Here is my story.

I was waiting at Gate 9 of Terminal 4 at Heathrow Airport. My flight was delayed by an hour due to some security procedures. The area outside Gate 9 was packed with Indians; not surprising since the flight was from London to Mumbai. Some aunties were busy chabbering with one another, one bragging about her son and the other complaining about London’s depressing weather.

Couple of seats from where I had parked my aching legs were two middle-aged men. They were like just your average looking Ram and Shyam but something about them gave me a creepy feeling. However the book I was reading was far creepier than them and helped me completely ignore their presence.

Once our flight was ready to be boarded, I literally ran in since I had practically spent an entire day at Heathrow and was desperate to get out of there. Thankfully I got an aisle seat next to the exit door of the aircraft and my heart was jumping with joy. But as they say ‘Nothing lasts forever’ and in the same manner my happiness too faded away when I saw those two very guys occupy the seats next to mine.

The two men made themselves comfortable just the way one would do within their four walls (yup, the shoes were taken off and smelly socks made their grand appearance). They chatted with one another, without the help of loudspeakers and seemed very excited about their flight journey. We exchanged a couple off friendly smiles but before they could get a chance to strike a conversation with me, I flashed open my book on ‘Serial killers’ and pretended to be deeply engrossed init. And I guess the trick worked and they went back to their loud talks about different airlines and poverty situation in India.

Then came the time for refreshments and snacks, as always I took a bottle of white wine actually two bottles of white wine. The men next to me each had two miniature bottles of Red Label along with three packets of salted pretzels. And yes they were North Indians because we love our free booze. It took them barely few minutes to get thru the two bottles and then they again called on the airhostess to serve them some more. With a slightly stern warning, she handed four more bottles to them. I must say that it’s a pretty darn good thing to know that crew members keep a watch on drinking levels of passengers during long flights.

After an hour or so, we were served our dinners. I hogged on the butter chicken while my neighbors chose to stick with the vegetarian meal. Till now these guys were bearable but as I said earlier, nothing lasts forever and my horror was just about to start.

Once the main lights inside the aircraft were turned off and some passengers were watching in-flight entertainment while others were tossing their heads on their tiny headrests just to get some good sleep, the guy next to me decided that it was time for some self-excitement (while his partner was asleep). I on the other hand was neither asleep nor awake but to others I would appear as good as dead.

And so this guy at first starts playing around with his ‘manhood’ (thankfully the pants were still zipped up). At first I could’nt get it thru my numb head what was happening and before I could understand it, I was shaken up with another murder. With his free hand he removes his Moto Razr cell phone and switches it on. After flipping thru some buttons, he finally gets what he was looking for; a video film of himself massaging his penis.

No. No. No. I am not joking. This is what exactly happened. Right next to me. For those minuscule seconds I really thought that it was either a nightmare or my mind was completely fucked up with the whole 6 weeks of traveling. I was disturbed, very disturbed and the guy next to me had a peaceful sleep after his joyful ride.

From then on I stayed awake for the rest of the 5 hours of flight time. I squeezed myself to the corner most edge of my seat inorder to avoid his partner in crime aka. his hands from touching me even slightly. He took over my hand rest, he coolly extended his one leg in my leg space and I just sat still watching his every move while he slept like a log.

In all probability this was the worst night of my life.

Half an hour before the flight was about to land, the pervert woke-up flashed a corny smile at me (which makes wonder, does he know that I know) and then stretched his arms in the air and headed for the loo. And with the same care-free ease, he and friend exited the aircraft while I took some time to get over my grief.

Before I end, I would like to give an advice to those who are traveling or intend to travel in future – Always trust your instincts. If you find the person next to you fishy or creepy, RUN as fast as you can.

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arZan
Sep 26th, 2006 at 5:24 pm | #

I am surprised that u sta thru this and didn’t do anything.

You could have created a scene or at the least gone and complained to the staff onboard.

In most cases they will move you to another seat or even to another class.

Fucked up acts like this against women are bad but they become worse when women take them lying down and not doing anything

BTW commercial airliners don’t fly above 37000 feet. And why don’t u call a Penis a Penis. What’s with faking the spelling ??

Saakshi O. Juneja
Sep 26th, 2006 at 7:25 pm | #

Arzan – Firstly under normal circumstances I would taken care off those dumb fucks myself…you should be knowing by now that I am capable of doing so. But my mental state was a bit messed up.

Secondly that guy never in reality eve-teased me nor did he shove the video clip right up my face. For all I know he must be self obbessed, since he watching himself and thought that I was asleep.

However there was a point when I wanted to shove his feet up his ass and maybe I should have done so.

As for the flying height and Penis spelling bit, as they say ‘galti say mistake ho gaya’.

pfjcsm
Sep 27th, 2006 at 12:29 am | #

And I thought being stuck on a flight right next to 4 very drunk, middle aged Irish women was bad!!!

Gaurav
Sep 27th, 2006 at 3:18 am | #

You should have taken some action and made him teach a lesson so that he does not dare to repeat such acts with others in future. Once you keep quite and ignore such things that gives the offender the confidence to repeat such things with others. I hope next time he tries this anyone..he should get a smashing on his face.

Raj
Sep 27th, 2006 at 3:54 am | #

Wow!

Its difficult to imagine that such people live among us.

I wouldn’t want anyone to go thru such a harrowing experience.

Isn’t there a law against pleasuring oneself in public? There should be.

Anonymous
Sep 27th, 2006 at 4:09 am | #

“In all probability this was the worst night of my life.”

Excuse me, but that’s being rather melodramatic. It’s by no means a pleasant experience, and I’m not justifying what the guy did, but while one might find him utterly disgusting, to be enraged to the point of wanting to “shove his feet up his ass” is rather stretching it.

The guy was touching himself when he thought nobody was looking. If you actually looked at him through the whole thing, you’re at fault as well – you could have opted to not to look at him. All that anger and drama may have been justified had he done something to anybody else – touched anybody else, or deliberately exposed himself to someone.

Harsh
Sep 27th, 2006 at 4:25 am | #

Hmm..interesting.
I am surprised, Sakx, that you never believed in the stories of ‘been-up, done-that’ before. They do happen… (ermm..I will say no more ;) )
And so it is common to have mild or extreme perverts around on flights, too. Not very different from a city bus or a movie theater. I am sure you will believe it better after this encounter. But what a crappy end to your fabulous trip, eh? tsk tsk…

P.S: So you can join the Mile-High club (if only indirectly) !

arZan
Sep 27th, 2006 at 5:25 am | #

P.S: So you can join the Mile-High club (if only indirectly) !

Harsh, I dont think u have a clue of what the Mile High Club is. Trust me, ;) when I say its nothing of what has been described in the post !!

I wont say anything more….check it out here

Saakshi O. Juneja
Sep 27th, 2006 at 5:40 am | #

Anonymous – Firstly, you don’t even have the confidence to use your actual name when posting a comment, so I am (mostly) certain you would’nt be going around feeling yourself in public. So do I really need to reply to your views? I don’t think so.

But yes, I still consider the above to be the worst of the lot. Also maybe you travel 1st or Business class only in airlines therefore you have no clue how much room space is avaliable in the economy section. It’s not that they provide you with a 1 bedroom private room that one could easily cut themselves off the public around them.

And lastly there are certain norms that (decent) people follow and that is why to a certain extent we are labelled as a civilised society but I guess you are into (such) things and therefore consider it as no offence. ;)

Harsh – Not that I never believed in them…it’s just that I always assumed that more meat was added by the media (can you really blame me for it). Yup…the ending was horrific but I will get over it.

Gaurav – I know…I should have.

Ranajith Kumar
Sep 27th, 2006 at 5:55 am | #

Why did’nt you ask him to stop doing it or ask him to go to the bathroom. Better yet why did you pretend that you were asleep, you could have just showed him that you were wide awake so he could stop doing it. I think you were curious about the whole thing tooo. Aren’t you a pervert watching him secretly.

Saakshi O. Juneja
Sep 27th, 2006 at 6:04 am | #

Ranajith – Here you are…the savior of the MANkind. The bit about being curious….dude the internet is quite a resourceful tool plus I don’t think I am that desperate when it comes to sexual experience that I would stare at my co-passenger’s private parts. Maybe you do it…I don’t know.

As for asking him to stop it or complaining about it…as I have explained earlier I was just too tired, plus everything happened in a few minutes and the whole thing was so awkward and bizarre…I just didn’t know how to react.

Tanushree
Sep 27th, 2006 at 8:23 am | #

Ugh, what a horrible experience! I can’t believe the commenters who are saying that you must have enjoyed watching! What is not often clear to people is that the victims of acts like flashing, eve teasing, etc. often don’t have time to process what is going on before it is over. However the incident stays in the psyche for a long time, make you feel disgusted with people in general. As for that guy, I think you are being too reasonable when you say that he probably was “self obsessed”. It is far more likely that he was quite aware you were awake, and was getting off on the idea that he was displaying himself to a woman, though indirectly (with his film clip) and getting away with it! He probably shows the same clip to the women in his office too.

shadows
Sep 27th, 2006 at 8:23 am | #

Must be the effect of those drinks, I am sure. Whisky ka hit does not persist for a long time, unlike beer, but it gives a higher “high” (so to speak). The cheapo must not even himself be knowing what he is doing.

The funniest thing is – How can he even “feel” like scratching himself on a flight? Especially after the incident involving those stupid passengers on the Dutch flight.

But good that he did not trouble you or even touch you.

shadows
Sep 27th, 2006 at 8:27 am | #

Motorola Razr. Hmm,, must have got poor quality videos, thats for sure. :) Wonder if he could find out his manhood in such a video. Or maybe he was trying to find it himself by zooming in. :P

Saakshi O. Juneja
Sep 27th, 2006 at 8:40 am | #

Tanushree – Exactly my point.

Shadows – Your insightful views always amaze me. :)

Harsh
Sep 27th, 2006 at 9:03 am | #

Oh, Arzan, I very well know of MHC (due to reasons I cannot say here). That is why I said “indirectly” (should have added “unwillingly”, I guess). And the “!” was to impress that I was joking. Of course, Sakx was kinda ‘harassed’ and not at all delighted so she wouldn’t be taken in the club, anyway. But MHC came to mind immediately when I read this post (esp. the first part about couples getting caught etc..), and couldn’t think of a better joke. sigh..

Well, electronic words can only help us so much in expressing ourselves, eh?

Sakx, my phone cam is not working since morning. What did you do?? Put a general jinx on cameras owned by men?

vijay
Sep 27th, 2006 at 11:24 am | #

The man lives in a small world :) Fantasising about himself. LOL

Apollo
Sep 27th, 2006 at 6:17 pm | #

Sakshi, that’s a crazy experience indeed ;)

Swapna
Sep 27th, 2006 at 8:42 pm | #

He must be crazy… Ugh!

Brad
Sep 27th, 2006 at 10:47 pm | #

Alright. I confess, as much as I empathize and sympathize with your rather uncomfortable situation, I was smiling at your misfortune. Forgive me. :) I am picturing you all on pins and needles at that moment.

I fail to understand, how can one possibly excite oneself by looking at a self-video that you have mentioned. I am perplexed as to how did you figure out that the culprit in the video was ‘his’ culprit. I am inclined to assume that the answer to the previous question would be, he had a head-shot of self before trailing down to his other head. Damn!

Brad
Sep 27th, 2006 at 11:00 pm | #

Thought it’d be only fair to explain why I was smiling. I just read the views of the other commentators; and was quite amused to read Ranajith Kumar’s opinion that you were a part-pervert in being a mute witness to the whole ‘performance’. Playing possum and watchin’ the whole drama. Gauging the situation, I probably would have done the same in your seat. No point in creating a scene by announcing to the stewardess or anybody else, and keep an eye open to make sure that the pervert does not get fresh with you. I agree, it would be very unlikely to ‘ignore’ his actions even as you keep an eye on him. A fine quandary indeed.

Nikita
Sep 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm | #

all i can say is – “oh my fucking god!” …. (sorry for blasphemy!) why the freakin hell did u not say anything to the air crew?? the guy blatently knew what he was doing, and wanted you to know!!! you could have been moved to 1st class or maybe a free ticket for your next trip ;) if u blagged how the whole event scarred you!!! if i was there i would love to embarass that guy!!

jayesh
Sep 29th, 2006 at 6:10 am | #

OMG what a rotten experience :S As someone pointed out he was probably just … having a lark with himself … Probably got a nice high from the red-label and proceeded to explore himself.

Still nasty experience for any woman especially on a long haul flight. Can’t say ive not seen worse ( two gays feeling each up right under the stewardess eyes who proceeded to ignore them and i was left feeling … @#$@#@!! ( where is a terrorist when u need one )

shadows
Oct 3rd, 2006 at 8:59 am | #

>> Shadows – Your insightful views always amaze me

Coming back after the long weekend. :) Thanks.
Yeah, not just this flight incident, when men scratch in public, I wonder if they are trying to make sure if their thing hasnt dropped off.
Or the government should make itchguard tax-free, so that more people can afford it and stop making asses of themselves in public

Kash
Oct 11th, 2006 at 12:02 am | #

sidenote:
nothing wrong with the mile high club.
everything wrong with jerking off anywhere in the plane except the washroom

Pratyush Ranjan
Oct 11th, 2006 at 12:13 pm | #

Sakshi, your luck was by your side that it happened with you in night time when everybody was asleep. Just go to the university campuses anywhere in North India and just talk to girl students. They will certainly tell you the same kind of story they saw in broad daylight in presence of many people. So many of my friends (Girls, of course) told me that they are gone through this kind of incidents. The most important part of the stories are that the men who did it, most of the times, were not from the University campuses. They were outsiders. Sick men, why don’t they use their bathrooms…

Roshan D'Silva
Jan 5th, 2007 at 6:34 am | #

Wow, talk about a wierd experience!! I am shocked to say the least. Thats disgusting!!

monika
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:50 am | #

hi hi , that looks more amusing that harrassment, hey did you get chance of watching the full footage of pervert, and how was it intereesting!!!, do not get offended, pun intended,,, moni

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