Inspired by this post, here is my list of books that could be written by the mentioned suitable Authors and no doubt they would land up being the best-sellers in their respective categories.
They are specifically for the Indian Masses.
“Life without Controversies” by Salman Khan
“My Wardrobe” by Malika Sherawat (co-written with Rakhi Sawant)
“Bharat Ka Mole” by Jaswant Singh
“Bharatiya Sabhyata” by Rakhi Sawant
“How to keep your Trap Shut” by Mahesh Bhatt
“Terrorism, what’s that?” by Shaukat Aziz
“My best friend – Bal Thackeray” by Narayan Rane
“Netagiri – Gayab hone ke Sau nuske” by Govinda Arun Ahuja
“Looking Beyond Shahrukh” by Karan Johar
“Meri Jawani Ka Raaz” by Rekha
Surely there are many more that you would love to read, so how about jotting them down in the comment section.
Sheeks! How could I forget him.
“Mein Aisa Kyon Hoon”
and “Chutiyon Ka Shahenshah – Mein Aur Kaun” by Nilu*
*Blogger known for his/her it’s profound knowledge on other Bloggers.
*Cartoon lifted from here.
Comments
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shadows
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 7:23 am | #
Arre Sakshi jee,
please try to avoid words like sex and mp3 in the topics/headings of the posts. Mujhe laat bajne wali hai office mein. These admin guys here have blocked out those words in the URL. So if any link I click has these words, it is blocked. I was trying to view comments the previous posts comments “of breasts sex and rakhi sawant”… This does not open at all. I wonder how I posted that previous comment, maybe the filter wasnt working that time.
shadows
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 7:26 am | #
What about
“The art of kissing” by Mikka
“How to speak perfect English” by George W Bush.
“Learn speaking through nose in 21 days” by Himesh Reshamiya.
“Blogging Unleashed” by Sakshi Juneja
Mario Pereira
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 7:32 am | #
“Politics for dummies” by George Bush(co-written with Laloo Prasad Yadav)
Born a Libran
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 7:49 am | #
I want Rekha’s book to be narrated with the same voiceover as in Krrish….
Amit Agarwal
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 7:53 am | #
Emraan Hashmi – “Kissing for Dummies”
Anon
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 8:28 am | #
Lol !!
What about this – “Lord of the Pukesters” by Nilu (obviously)
shadows
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 9:52 am | #
Did not quite get it anon, who is Nilu..
Saakshi O. Juneja
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 10:20 am | #
My dear Shadow – Don’t worry about Nilu, believe you ain’t missing anything. He is just another sadist soul mongering the blogosphere…with whom I share a love-hate relationship.
Gauravonomics
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 2:24 pm | #
LOL. I have meet Nilu somewhere in the blogosphere. Touche.
Saakshi O. Juneja
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 3:19 pm | #
Gaurav – It’s more like a Pricky situation than Touche. But I love him dearly…and he/she knws that.
Mario Pereira
Aug 3rd, 2006 at 10:02 pm | #
” A day in a Poodle’s life” by Tony Blair
“Non Guilty Verdict, Guaranteed!” by Manu Sharma(co-written by O.J Simpson)
“Baby Care” by Britney Spears
” Cell Phone Quality Control–Slamming techinque ” by Naomi Campbell
“Rubber Cell Phones a Life Saver!” by Naomi Campbell’s Assistant
” The Art of Gold Digging” by Anna Nicole Smith
“The Art of Head Butting” by Zinedine Zidane
“Dude, Where is my Hashish” by Rahul Mahajan
“Cleaning India begins at home” by Pravin Mahajan
“Driving and Talking shit under the influence” by Mel Gibson
“Sleeping technique-Protecting the Prime Minister” written by the elite SPG’s
I love this stuff, thank you Saakshi
Anon
Aug 4th, 2006 at 2:58 am | #
Someone please hold that Nilu by his throat and dipp him in his own puke. Please do man-kind a big favour.
rajeev
Aug 5th, 2006 at 6:19 pm | #
How to listen to your inner Voice – Sonia Gandhi
Rath Yatra A journey – Advani
rajeev
Aug 6th, 2006 at 4:24 pm | #
Freedom fighters unleashed – Musharraf
Main bachcha nahin hoon – Saurav Ganguly
How to kill a chinkara – Salman Khan
Drink driving – Salman Khan