Now this could be viewed as a Sexist Joke. But I enjoyed it anyway.
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. “It’s a very handy thing,” God told them, “and I was wondering if either one of you would like that.”
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged “Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me.”
On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited.
He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, “Well, here’s the other thing and I guess you can have it.”
“What’s it called?” Eve asked.
“Brains” God said.
Comments
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Anon
Jul 23rd, 2006 at 6:30 am | #
Maybe you ought to wirte something on this one. People should know what is happening behind and all that goes unreported.
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Harsh
Jul 23rd, 2006 at 11:40 am | #
Yea, well…uhmm….If I go for a sex change, will they give me BRAINS ??
Ranajith Kumar
Jul 23rd, 2006 at 8:42 pm | #
Good one, Good one
Arun Puri
Jul 24th, 2006 at 5:09 am | #
I have heard another version where Brains is replaced by “Multiple Orgasm”. Sounded funnier
inti007
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:07 am | #
The complete version:
Both Adam and Eve forgot to ask GOD where to place them. Adam put it inside his head while Eve put it between her legs.
Saakshi O. Juneja
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:12 am | #
Inti007 - So you saying that Adam placed the ‘penus’ in his head !! You sure??? I don’t think your gang members would be very pleased with this version.
Harsh - Sorry…too late now. Maybe next life.
Mr. Kumar - Finally we agree on something.
inti007
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:41 am | #
we are the enlightened ones…fully aware where to place them and what’s their function.
Its for those who still think with their dick and are yet to be enlightened. They are the ones who are present in female blogs to get their attention in the hope to encounter their ‘brains’.
Harsh
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:43 am | #
Grrr…You think me dumb?
Saakshi O. Juneja
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:45 am | #
Inti007 - So you agree that you are a DickHead. Now that explains a lot of unanswered questions regarding (some) SIFish gang members.
Harsh - Don’t get him wrong. He just claimed that he is a DickHead.
Ranajith Kumar
Jul 24th, 2006 at 6:58 am | #
I was being sarcastic.
Saakshi O. Juneja
Jul 24th, 2006 at 7:01 am | #
Mr. Kumar - Were you, really ?? Never thought…you had it in you. I mean ’sarcasm’. Anyways…good on you.
Ranajith Kumar
Jul 24th, 2006 at 7:29 am | #
Here is the Ranajith Kumar version.
After God handed Eve the so called “Brains”. Eve being a docile woman, husband worshipping woman, good natured woman, decided that she had no use for the “Brains” and so she handed it to Adam. After this, Adam and Eve lived happily ever after
shadows
Jul 24th, 2006 at 11:45 am | #
Forget everything else.. just WTH is SIFish…. cannot figure this one out… no help from google.
I think Adam is to blame for this state of mine… Duhh!!
kkp
Jul 27th, 2006 at 2:46 pm | #
Hi Saakshi, Why should say you turn everything you do not like as SIF- ish.
When i read inti007 comment, i read him saying that Sex lies all in your mind.
Why should you interpret it otherwise. Anyway, Sorry if you felt bad.
beepbeepitsme
Aug 21st, 2006 at 10:46 pm | #
RE: adam and eve
Original Sin And God’s Plan
http://beepbeepitsme.blogspot.com/2006/08/original-sin-and-gods-plan.html