Some more Sex Trivia

Come on yaar…the last few posts have all been forwarded on email countless times! Nuthing new to read in these. Write about something else, no?

IndianArchie
Musings that Amuse

And oh..arent u putting the last link I sent you (pentagon wala) out here? I kno that’s also a forward but its the most interesting of the lot :p)

Another one,

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last

And this one , you might want to dedicate again to Ranjith..

Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Mae West.

Oh, and don’t forget the Golden Law of Copulation, as told by every dad to his son on the eve of his marriage:
“Try as much you can, son, but you will never be able to defy this rule.

For the first 6 months, it’s TRI-WEEKLY.
For the next 6 years, it’s TRY WEEKLY.
Then on, it’s TRY WEAKLY”
Libido, too has a destiny. And it’s surprisingly similar everywhere.

Lets give this Ranjith more things to crib about. Here is another one:

Why is sex like a roller coaster?

It goes like this – you get it on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top.

There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top. The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited. Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There’s a quick motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is some noticeable screaming going on.

The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark, sometimes there’s a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but always…always…at the end, there’s a big smile on the face, hair is all messed up and everyone is talking about how great it is while some of them say, “I wanna go again”…

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Wow…no wonder it’s called “swinging around…”

BTW…how do you get those quotation marks in the comments by partix?