Bollywood Bukwaas

I sincerely believe the slogan, “A gossip a day keeps the doctor at bay”. Okay! Agree I just made that up. But really, celebrity gossip can be at times really entertaining or at times down-right ridicules.

Bollywood gossips and scandals is what filmy keedas like me thrive on. So for the benefit and pure entertainment of my fellow Bollywood roaches, I present this week’s collection of Desi-cinema bukwaas.

Let’s start with the big-wigs of Bolly-land.

War of the Titans - Apparently the cold-war between AB Sr. and the King Khan is very much on. The reason behind this un-thinkable clash is none other than AB Jr. Bollywood streets are being filled with the buzz that Shahrook gave a really hard to Abby Baby during the shoot of forthcoming movie, ‘Kabhi Alveda Na Kahana’. So Mr. Amitabh Bachchan is simply returning the much-not-needed favor by kicking SRK out of a few big-budget philums.

Ghar-Ghar Na Raha - Many people believe that Shahrook Khan is out of Yash Chopra’s family list. It is said that Aamir Khan was paid 17 Cr. for his role in Fanaa, which really ticked off SRK. So in-fit of jealousy, Shahrook threatened Chopra Sr. by not being a part of their future projects. What King Khan didn’t expect even in his wildest nightmares, was the fact that Chopra Sr. was absolutely fine with his decision and have from now-on parted ways.

The Next King Khan - Now because of the above stated tussle between the SRK and Yash Raj productions, Yash Chopra has now set his eyes on (sissy) Saif Ali Khan. There have been rumors that Chopra Sr. has vowed to make Saif the next King Khan of the Hindi Cinema.

Oh actress front, I have some news on the maiden Ice-queen of Indian cinema, aka. Miss. Ashwariya Rai.

Trouble is Paradise - Ash and Ab Jr. are still very much together, however Abhishek is a bit pissed-off with his angel because of her naked act for International magazine, ‘Playboy’. Apparently Ms. Rai was paid a whopping 17Cr. for striking a (nude) pose.

Mein, Tum Aur ab Woh - On contrary with the above rumor, some are also saying that Ms. Rai has a new muse in her flashy life and that is no one else but Desi-Super Hero, Mr. Hrithik Roshan. While working together for Dhoom 2 and now Jodha Akbar, the co-stars have got too close for comfort. I really wonder who this woman will finally stop at.

And lastly some news on an upcoming star…

Mr. Jekyll and Hyde - The new desi-heart throb John Abraham is a serious chamchagiri dude. He comes across as a sweetheart on the front but from inside is a major chaploose guy. His this very attribute is the reason for his rise up the Bollywood ladder. Maybe he should start doing some Butter Ads, as well. What say?

This is it for now; hopefully it will be sufficient enough to last for couple of more hours for you Bolly-centric folks out there.

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