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Connection between your Job and your Balls

Okay, now don’t think dirty !!

Read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to:

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

The sport of choice for front line workers is football.

The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

The sport of choice for corporate officers and professionals is golf.

The amazing conclusion is the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.


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Jo
May 31st, 2006 at 7:23 pm | #

he he he , that was a good one! But I guess this mainly applies only to the western world. Unfortunately for Indians, there is only one sport of choice …Cricket !!

Harsh
Jun 1st, 2006 at 4:47 am | #

I also draw a different conclusion from this.
“THE HIGHER YOU GO IN CORPORATE STRUCTURE, THE HARDER YOUR BALLS GET HIT !!”

Howzzat ??

Mitesh
Jun 2nd, 2006 at 3:03 am | #

hahahha…thats simply brilliant…might I add: “Regardless of nations and corporations, sports of choice for politicians remains to be marbles.” :-)

rajiv
Jun 3rd, 2006 at 9:29 am | #

Naturally! Higher you go in the management ladder, more number of juniors would offer to suck your balls. Hence the balls need to be smaller as you go high.

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