Take it from a kid
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year- olds, “I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St.Patrick.” The teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.” The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.” The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the $2.”
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied, “Yeah, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business…”
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We all have a right to express our views. In many instances; it will be against ours and in some; with us. To hear them out is 'decency' but to let them get to you is 'weakness'. 
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May 16th, 2006 at 4:11 pm | #
Speaking of boys and classrooms -
Calvin: “Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a circle and have a little discussion? Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful….”
Do I love this kid…!!
May 16th, 2006 at 4:55 pm | #
Harsh - Thats neat !
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