Double meaning

Its really hard to think straight in the 21st century, thanks to the amount of information one is exposed to. Simple words or sentences are often mis-guided into meaning something they were actually not intended to. Even during my kiddie days, I remember laughing my butt off along with my friends on some silly double meaning jokes.

Today while driving to work, I heard three english songs (on the radio) back to back; loaded with double meaning. Its really funny and some-what amazing, where your thoughts can lead you.

Check these out….

Song 1 : Can I Touch You…There

Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside

Can I touch your heart, the way you’re touchin’ mine

Can I touch you there, touch you deep within, oh

Can I touch you there, can I touch you oh…(there) [Link]

Song 2 : Sweat (A La La La La Long)

Girl I want to make you sweat

sweat till you can’t sweat no more

and if you cry out

I’m gonna push it some, more, more

girl I want to makeyou sweat

sweat till you can’t sweat no more

and if you cry out

I’m gonna push it

Push it, push it some more [Link]

Song 3 : I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)

And I would do anything for love, I’d run right into hell and back

I would do anything for love, I’ll never lie to you and that’s a fact

But I’ll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way

And I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that, I won’t do that

Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that, oh I won’t do that [Link]

Song 4 : Tease Me

Tease me. tease me

tease me

baby

Till me lose control

Tease me with your loving

Until I lose control

Take all my body and soul

Me ball tease me and tickle up me fancy

Right round the clock until me reach climax

A when m reach me will tell you to stop

We a aim fe de the sky

And we na turn back [Link]

Our Bollywood songs are also not way behind. Remember “choli ke peeche kya hai” from the movie Khalnayak, “Gutar-gutar, gutar-gutar. Chad gaya oopar re, atariya pe lotan kabootar re” from the movie Dalal and then you had “Sarkailiyo khatiya jaada lage, jaade mein balma pyaara lage” from some Govinda film.

If you think of any song with a twisted meaning, then definitely do put it down in the comment section.