Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for vacation, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for vacation, it’s because he’s
overworked.
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Apr 10th, 2006 at 2:05 pm | #
Good to be boss.
Apr 24th, 2006 at 7:36 am | #
Heehee!!
Now, that’s what I call an insight to the worker’s life :-D!! ROFL!!!
Really nice one!! :-)!!
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