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The Taliban TV Guide

Have you ever wondered what the Taliban watches on TV. Well, see below for a weekly TV guide.

MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden’s Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It’s Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal

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fonzter
Jan 31st, 2006 at 11:45 am | #

lol good one!

deepti lamba
Feb 2nd, 2006 at 2:08 am | #

Taliban non-existent TV guide….awesome, eye catching title

Maverick
Feb 3rd, 2006 at 12:35 pm | #

Hahahah….excellent..

Way to go !!

symphoney
Feb 9th, 2006 at 4:52 pm | #

The Lady with the List is back :)

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