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Quick One Liners

An assortment of funny one liners to confuse and enlighten. Take a look….

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I’m an apathetic sociopath – I’d kill you if I cared.

Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.

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