When God made man, there was only the one, and the various parts of the body argued about who would be the boss.
The hands said they should because they did the manual work.
The feet thought they should because they took man to where he could do the work and get food.
The stomach thought it should be boss because it digested the food that kept all the body bodys working.
The heart thought it should be because it pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach and reach the body.
The brain said, “No, I have to send all the signals to get each of you to do your job. Therefore, I am the boss.”
The asshole said, “No, no, no… I should be the boss.” Well all the other parts of the body laughed at the asshole. The asshole got mad and said “I’ll show you who’s boss”, and clogged up the works.
After a few days, the stomach ached …..the hands were practically helpless …..the feet could not carry the body …..the heart was about ready to stop pumping blood …..the brain’s signals were being ignored and finally, the body died.
The moral of this story is …..you don’t have to be a brain to be the boss, just an ass-hole.
wanting to scream out loud, hoping that so-called “TV gurus†would hear our plead one day. This entry was posted on Friday, October 28th, 2005 at 9:02 am and is filed under Lists, Humor, India. You can follow any responses to this entry through theRSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. 46 Responses to “The old “idiot†box…†sowmya Says: October 28th, 2005 at 12:08 pm First time here. Your post took me through a nostalgic journey down DD lane. Indeed the
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