An assortment of sayings from that great Chinese Philosopher “Confucious”.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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Kapil
Dec 22nd, 2005 at 6:23 pm | #
Ever since I moved to advertising, I have started appreciating great copy and made a continuous effort to write better each day. I think these sayings are very inspiring. Keep sharing them.
VC
Dec 22nd, 2005 at 8:34 pm | #
Man who walk sideways thru airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
Ambuj Saxena
Jan 1st, 2006 at 11:10 am | #
Hmmm……I wonder how confucious was able to say the first and the last entry in his times…..
Anyway, good post.