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“Name-a-logy” – Part II

Couple of months ago, I had written about my first attempt at ‘Name-a-logy’. And now yours truly is back with Name-a-logy Part II.

This time with few more inclusions as requested by couple of bloggers.

So presenting you with Name-a-logy Part II….

Viveik Anand Oberoi should make just a little modification to his name and be called ‘Viveik No-Anand No-Rai’…this is in regards to his recent sar-dard flop Home Delivery and break up with his celebrity girlfriend.

Raj Thackeray should go with ‘Raj-Gone Thackeray’, after his recent spat with the Shiv Sena heads.

Uddhav Thackeray definitely needs to change his name to ‘Uddham Thackeray’, after the havoc his cousin created within the Shiv Sena.

Saurav Ganguly after being dropped from the Indian Test Team, should now be named ‘Saurav Gone-complete-ly’.

Uday Chopra has proved once again that the perfect name for him is ‘Udays Papa-hai-na’, since his dad is always ready to finance his pathetic acting skills.


MP Narendra Kushwaha of BSP, all thanks to ‘Operation Duryodhana’ making a mockery of him and therefore will be now known as ‘Narendra Kush-ha-ha-ha’.

Abhishek Bachchan can be rightly known as ‘Abhi-shake-a-leg Bachchan’, after his long list of super-hit foot-tapping dance songs.

This year’s famous Blockbuster Dud-starer movie Neal-n-Nikki should have instead be named ‘Naak n Nakki’. ‘Naak’ referring to Uday Chopra’s ugly nose and ‘Naaki’ (which is hindi term for boogie that comes out of ones nose..usually when they have a cold) referring to Tanishaa’s yuckee attempt at acting.

A suitable name for movie Home Delivery would have been ‘Stale Pizza’.

Now taking a look at the Desi-blogosphere…..

India Uncut actually means ‘Cut-to-size’, because he don’t spare no one.

Newsmericks since it never fails to entertain us by preseting world news in a very different angle, could be termed as ‘Chat-Patee Khaberein’.

Our favourite DesiPundit should have gone with the slogan ‘Humse Punga Maat Lena’, especially after the famous IIPM Blog War.

Renegade of Junk, the only Hindi title I can think for him is ‘Albela Ajnabi’.

This is it for today…..

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gawker
Dec 15th, 2005 at 1:22 pm | #

Wow I sound positively mysterious hehe. Thank you.

aparna
Dec 15th, 2005 at 2:52 pm | #

Lovely name, thanks :-) )

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