Horny n Slutty : Nice is out, Cheap is in.

Now I know the title of this post sounds harsh and all, but believe me when I say this is just apt for the movie I saw last night.

The signs were everywhere, it was like god was telling me in his own merry ways not to make the mistake of wasting two hours of Friday night over something so useless. But me being too blinded with my love for Bollywood movies, did not pay attention to him.

So last night, I watched, wasted Rs. 160/- (plus the money spent on foodies) over ‘Neal n Nikki’. Instead of wasting my time again thinking about this movie and pointing out each and every and many flaws from it, I will just describe it in one word and that is ‘This movie stinks’…okay I know I have used 3 words but once again believe me, this is the best way to describe it.

Anyways, better dissection of this phillum can be read, here.

However I would like to give my two-bit to the people behind this useless effort. I have to do it…I have to get it out of my system. So here it goes.

Mr. Uday Chopra aka. Neel

Dude, you ain’t cool as Saif Ali Khan or hot as Salman Khan….so please stop copying both of them.

By flaunting your toned body muscles, does not mean that we will start to like you.

And whats with the blue lenses and over-use of lip-gloss. Hell, it makes you look more Feminine than the leading actress.

STOP wasting your dad’s hard earned mollah. High time you realise, YOU CAN’T ACT !

(cross-posted on NaachGaana.com)

Ms. Tanissha aka. Nikki

Sweet heart, you look great in your new avtaar but still are way behind your mum and sister.

Excessive use of push-up bras doesn’t make one look sexy or hot. It just made you look ‘slutty’.

You despreately need to go for voice-modulation classes, your nasal voice made me nearly put the pop-corn in my ears instead of my mouth.

Bikini clothes and on-screen smooching might get you few more roles but no one will be taking you seriously.

Women, just like your leading man…you need to workout more on your acting skills then your abs.

Mr. Yash Chopra

Yashji, what the fuck is wrong with you ? Has your love for your son, casted some spell on you….I am sure you too know that ‘this’ boy can’t act.

Yashji, at one end your company produces fantastic movies like ‘Maine Ghadhi Ko Nahi Maara’ and on ther hand..you subject us to utter rubbish like ‘Neal n Nikki’.

Your idea of today’s youth is very mis-guided. I guess you have been watching too much of lame American college flicks.

By showing your leading actress in skimpy clothes, might help you bring in some money at the box office but it surely doesnot give you and your production house a good name. This sort of thing is more expected from the Bhatts…but even they do it with class.

If you have too much of black white money to get ridd off, please make a better use of it by donating to a needful cause rather than burning it.

Please refrain from using cheap tricks such as the ‘21 number of kisses’ as publicity stunts.

I want my money back!

My rants can go on and on….but I need to attend to my friend who is still suffereing from the side-effects caused by this movie. So guys, if you still decide to go ahead with this “shit-ragg”…think hard, think think hard again for I have done my blogger duty of warning ya.

ps – if cheap thrills gets your fancy, then you are better off renting a porn movie…rather than watching ‘Neal n Nikki’ do it.