Women

This is for the benefit of ‘Man-Kind’, you can thank me in the comment section.

Things you should know about women….

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail and check e-mails.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

‘Oh, nothing,’ has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

Only women understand the reason for ‘guest towels’ and the ‘good china’.

Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over John Abraham to get to Rajpal Yadav, do you?

It’s okay for women to dance with each other, but you don’t see men dancing together.

Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don’t hear men say, ‘Oh-my GOD, there’s another man wearing a black tux, get me outta here!’