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The “F” word’s travel thru time

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE “F” WORD WAS APPROPRIATE….

10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer,1877

6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso,1926

5th – “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!” * JFK,1963

And,…..drum roll……. The number 1 most appropriate time for using the “F” word…….

1st – “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”- Bill Clinton,1997

[ps...I have no issues using the "Fuck" word in the above sentences but have not done so because I feel that this '@#$%' somehow adds more comical effect.]

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raven
Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:05 pm | #

Arre Sakshi – how about a crossover @#$%ing post?

“Mein tumhare @#$%ing bachay ki maan bannay wali hoon.”

sakshi
Oct 25th, 2005 at 5:36 am | #

Raven – Good Hinglish line, very much used in today’s Bollywood. :)

Kapil
Oct 25th, 2005 at 1:21 pm | #

Have you heard the 15 min speech given by Ohso on the powers of the word “FUCK” it’s hilarious and just too good to hear it. Let me see if I can share it around with you guys.

Pankaj
Oct 25th, 2005 at 5:22 pm | #

Hi Sakshi,

I think you are wrong on the third one. It was perhaps just “what the….”

Regards.

Mahitosh
Oct 26th, 2005 at 9:47 am | #

Here are some usage of fuck…

You can listen to an explaination of the usage here.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It’s the one magical word, just by it’s sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck fall into many grammatical categories.

* As a transital verb for instance : “John fucked Shirley.”
* As an intransitive verb. “Shirley fucks.”

It’s meaning is not always sexual.

* It can be an adjective such as “John’s doing all the fucking work.”
* As part of an adverb : “Shirley talks too fucking much!”
* As an adverb enchancing an adjective : “Shirley is fucking beautiful!”
* As a noun : “I don’t give a fuck!”
* As part of a word : “Abso-fucking-lutely” or “in-fucking-credible”
* And, as almost every word in a sentence : “Fuck the fucking fuckers!”

As you must realize there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:

* ~ Aggression – Fuck you!
* ~ Agreement – Fucking-ay right!
* ~ Amazement – Fucking shit!
* ~ Annoyance – Don’t fuck with me.
* ~ Apathy – Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
* ~ Benevolence – Don’t do me any fucking favors.
* ~ Command – Go fuck yourself!
* ~ Confusion – What the fuck?
* ~ Denial – I didn’t fucking do it.
* ~ Despair – Fucked again.
* ~ Difficulty – I don’t understand this fucking question.
* ~ Directions – Fuck off.
* ~ Disbelief – Unfuckingbelievable!
* ~ Dismay – Oh, fuck it!
* ~ Displeasure – What the fuck is going on here?
* ~ Encouragement – Keep on fucking.
* ~ Etiquette – Pass the fucking salt!
* ~ Fraud – I got fucked.
* ~ Greetings – How the fuck are ya?
* ~ Hatred of chemistry – Thermofuckingdynamics.
* ~ Identification – Who the fuck are you?
* ~ Ignorance – He’s such a fuck head.
* ~ Incompetence – He’s a fuck up.
* ~ Insight – You’re out of your fucking mind!
* ~ Laziness – He’s a fuck off.
* ~ Lost – Where the fuck are we?
* ~ Panic – Let’s get the fuck out of here.
* ~ Passive – Fuck me!
* ~ Perplexity – I fucking know all about it. – Who gives a fuck?
* ~ Pleasure – I couldn’t be any fucking happier!
* ~ Question – You ain’t fucking me?
* ~ Rebellion – Fuck the world!
* ~ Resignation – Oh, fuck it!
* ~ Retaliation – Up your fucking ass!
* ~ Suspicion – Who the fuck are you?
* ~ Trouble – I guess I’m really fucked now.
* ~ Ugliness – You’re a dumb looking fuck.
* ~ Wisdom – Fuck that shit!
* ~ Wonder – How the fuck did you do that?

It can be used in an anatomical description – “He’s a fucking asshole.”

It can be used in business – “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”

It can be maternal – “Motherfucker.”

It can be political – “Fuck Dan Quayle!”

I’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly : “FUCK YOU !!!”

Umair Ahmed Muhajir
Nov 6th, 2005 at 5:48 am | #

You gotta mention the grafitti uncovered in Pompeii excavations (in a latrine): “If you want to fuck, see Attica at # 16″!

Plus ca change…

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