Got this as an e-mail fwd. It is funny BUT true….anyways go ahead and judge for yourself.
How to Identify Cities in India
Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees the man and walks on.
That’s Mumbai-Bombay
Scenario 3 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s Delhi
Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That’s Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s Bangalore
Scenario 6 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA”doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s Chennai.
Scenario 7 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR
Scenario 8 : Two guys are fighting, two more join them, next day a lightening strike by a party regarding the street fight policies, and opposition demands for CM’s resignation, Then, with no doubt, you are at God’s own country
Trivandrum
I haven’t seen the movie yet, and...
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Ankur
Sep 13th, 2005 at 9:22 am | #
hillarious
Rohan Jolly
Dec 30th, 2008 at 4:06 pm | #
very true as well. having come to India for a bit and having met a wide variety of people in this nation, i can testify to the above information